Thursday, March 27, 2008

Great Image of Finland

Finland has been noticed widely in media all around the world lately. That is nice, usually. This time, I'm not too sure about it. For some reason, Finnish people have been acting weird, even more than usually, and it naturally must be seen everywhere.

In Europe we have this yearly organisized rite of humiliation, Eurovision Song Contest. Finland has been attending to it for some 30 years already. Just about whole this time we all agree, that Finnish song are the most terrible pieces of "art" ever. I haven't been able to watch the contest for years now, so embarrassing it has been. And everytime we are happy to get 2 points from Sweden.
That was until 2006. A band was selected as our contestant, Lordi. The band wear masks and they look like monsters. It was different enough to win the contest easily and it really did.

Finland went beserk. Absolutely nuts. We started to think, that we are naturally going to win all the rest Eurovision Song Contests until we will be ruled out because of the superiority. Next year we had to hold the contest. First problem was that the Finnish broadcasting company was broke and the money has to be found from somewhere.
Well, the contest was held in Helsinki. Finnish contestant was 17th, so we were back. We were not even disappointed! This was absolutely like home-coming. Situation was normal again. This year we are going to send our contestant, heavy metal-band Teräsbetoni (Steel Concrete) to Belgrad. We decided to try again with heavy-music. It worked 2006, so it must work this time also. Just a tiny little change for the better, of course, this time the band will be singing in Finnish. (Have you ever heard Finnish language?). The band looks like they would be ready for the Pride Parade with their leather clothes and feathers and they sing high and loud. Maybe that's enough, at least some minority groups could vote for them.

Well, think about our foreign minister. Nicely done, Mr. Kanerva! Nobody told you, that media might be interested about you?
Experienced politician, Ilkka Kanerva, has been a member of parliament since 1975, he has been a minister four times and is considered as true professional, reliable and cautious politician. And then he sends 200 text messages to an erotic dancer (who is planning to publish the messages, naturally). How this never crossed his mind? Media all over Europe has been having fun with that news, and for reason

What about that idiot, that decided to steal a piece of a Moai-statue in Easter Island? Finnish newspaper said, that the person was experienced traveller. Maybe so, but that shouldn't justify to demolish something irreplaceable.
Thank you for making me feel proud of being Finnish!

Actually, when I think about that destroying idiot, the Eurovision Song Contest does not feel so bad anymore...

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